Come up with sillier names for the binaries

I'm not entirely sure, but it looks like some people might not like
jokes about the Holocaust.

On a more serious note, the project has become more serious over
the 7 or so years of its existence.

plugins/xC/ping-timeout.lua

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+--
+-- ping-timeout.lua: ping timeout readability enhancement plugin
+--
+-- Copyright (c) 2015 - 2016, Přemysl Eric Janouch <p@janouch.name>
+--
+-- Permission to use, copy, modify, and/or distribute this software for any
+-- purpose with or without fee is hereby granted.
+--
+-- THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
+-- WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
+-- MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY
+-- SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
+-- WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION
+-- OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF OR IN
+-- CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
+--
+
+xC.hook_irc (function (hook, server, line)
+	local msg = xC.parse (line)
+	local start, timeout = line:match ("^(.* :Ping timeout:) (%d+) seconds$")
+	if msg.command ~= "QUIT" or not start then
+		return line
+	end
+
+	local minutes = timeout // 60
+	if minutes == 0 then
+		return line
+	end
+
+	local seconds = timeout % 60
+	return ("%s %d minutes, %d seconds"):format (start, minutes, seconds)
+end)